Joys of g-chat

So, due to frustration regarding my Legal Research & Writing assignment in which I have to write a summary judgment motion / memorandum on behalf of a landlord who was sued when she refused to let a handicapped man rent a vacant apartment for various reasons....this has been my g-chat status for the past day or so:

• Carly "hates the handicapped...not really...just hates writing motions for them...let's be honest, I pretty much am handicapped...and have the rolley bag to prove it!"

Corban was making me feel bad for having that posted, so I took it down this afternoon. Immediately thereafter, Corban changed his status to:

• "Carly hates the handicapped..."

And then Derek jumped in and changed his status to:

• "Carly thinks the handicapped have no reason to live."

And then it became a competition...

• "Carly wants to euthanize the handicapped...Corban however loves all of God's children...even those that spitefully use him." - [Corban]


• "Carly thinks people are born handicapped because of the sins of the parents. And the child." - Derek


• "Carly loves all people of all backgrounds, races, and handicaps....except Derek and Corban" - [Carly]


• "Carly wants to euthanize the handicapped...Corban however loves all of God's children...even his enemies." - [Corban]
• "Carly loves all people of all backgrounds, races, and handicaps...ESPECIALLY Derek and Corban" - [Carly]


• "Corban loes the handicapped version of Carly" - [Corban]
• "Carly loves Corban and Derek...but only because they're handicapped" - [Carly]

But I think Derek won with this one:

• "Carly thinks loving the handicapped is a handicap. " - [Derek]

Then it was hilarious because I went to go to class about ten minutes later and ran into Derek and Corban just coming out of their classes and we all just started laughing hysterically! (Oh, and I should probably note that "none of the views expressed in the funny comments above relfect my own personal opinion...I love all handicapped people. :) ")

ps: i must lead an enchanted life...because I thought I lost my metro card today on my way to school when I took my ipod out of my pocket to change the song ($30 down the drain)because when I got to the station, it wasn't there....I was so sad!! But, when I got home tonight,...there it was...it had fallen out of my pocket when I changed songs before I left....I seriously had thought there was no possible chance that it would be there...I am so blessed.